I’ve heard of mpreg but I guess this is… uh… Lpreg?
Mpreg but for women, as some have said in the past.
“Mpreg but for women” has some serious “virgin edibles, like edibles without the weed” energy
Like a Cuba Libre virign aka Coke.
Some random guy on Twitter said it a couple years back, legitimately forgot that mpreg wasn’t the default lmao
Don’t make me drip some concentrated caffeine into a pot of decaf
It will I promise now come fuck me. 🥺🥵
Soju is the only alcohol I’ve been explicitly warned against by my parents, for how easy it is to get drunk, and the worst hangovers
With the right set up and mechanisms it could be some really fun *IUI.
IUI, not IVF.
IVF involves a weeks-long regimen of injections to make the ovaries overproductive, extracting the egg cells from the ovaries, inseminating them in a lab environment, waiting a few days for the embryos to develop, then implanting a viable embryo into the womb.
IUI involves squirting semen up into the womb with a syringe (or in this case a squirting strap-on).
Edit: forgot to add, ☝️🤓
I was going for In Vivo Fertilisation lol, but thanks!
Strap like a hand gun or belt?
Oh, you sweet summer child
Strap on
Strawberry drinks are rare as fuck, finding them all is my mission.
Far too many are like “strawberry & xx” eg, strawberry & lime, but in reality they’re often more like lime with a hint of strawberry.
Sweden has some proper strawberry juice and it’s amazing.
I had a decent strawberry wine recently (Katlenburger, German brand).
From how my mouth felt after drinking it, I suspect that I’m mildly allergic against strawberry (I’m a very picky eater, which is why I don’t already know that from trying the fruit itself).
Well, we gotta try. For science
Replace strawberry with raspberry (im allergic to strawberries) and deal :3








