There are a lot of people who objectively should not own a dog, let alone a puppy.

Okay but if we’re talking about Midwesterners, they’re not leaving yet. There’s gonna be another 20 minutes of conversation while everyone is standing, then they’ll head over to the door for another 20 minutes conversation, once the door is open they’ll stand on the front porch and talk for another 20 minutes.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

Saint Peter don’t you call me cause I can’t go

I owe my soul to the company store

Ranked competitive estrogen.

It’s pretty wild that your body reacts to HRT pretty much exactly like in the picture. Like, you’d think there would be some kind of rejection or negative reaction. But instead it’s just like “oh hey no more boy chemical, looks like we’ve got girl chemical now. No further questions. Start sending fat to the hips and thighs, deprioritize facial hair and muscle mass, and we’re 15 years late on boobs so let’s try to catch up, people!”

Link is goals for literally every conceivable permutation of genders and sexualities.