fkn based

Without sunscreen and genetics for more hair follicles VS. With sunscreen and genetics for less hair follicles. Or maybe he got it waxed, i unno

I would like to take this moment to express my profound, yet jaded, jealousy.

So say, we all.

Oh god, another reason to move to the Netherlands. I can’t explain the deep longing I feel for such an existence.

:3

Yes, these bikes can be dangerous. I’ve seen, and almost be hit by people riding them top speed on a shared pathway.

That’s exactly something a secret shadow government spy consultant agent would say.

5 but mostly because I like looking at pretty jwst pictures when I die in a video game. Technically it’s for my music player and monitoring torrents…

Now gith…

I was going for In Vivo Fertilisation lol, but thanks!

With the right set up and mechanisms it could be some really fun *IUI.

It already is?? Huh?

ALL VERSIONS OF SKYBLOCK I’VE PLAYED HAVE HAD A WAY TO GET LAVA FROM NOTHING BUT THE STARTING TREE, SO IT’S NOT A SOFTLOCK JUST POTENTIALLY TEDIOUS TO GET BACK TO THAT POINT.

meow

And now, through the power of imagination:

LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON

LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON

:)

Evolution is just eight billion years of happy little accidents.

no way