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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day ago

I am definitely a bird me personally

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I am definitely a bird me personally

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day ago
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    It’s not gendered, it’s birds for turds and bees for pees.

    • ollie the otter ~ 🦦 (they/them)@pawb.social
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      i like this one, very inclusive

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        #everybodypoops

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          #nobodypoopsbutyou

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            So everybody is full of shit but me?

            Fucking KNEW it.

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          Not bees, they pees

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          Kim doesn’t poop

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            He does, it’s just pure gold and orchids.

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        What if I need to throw up?

        Edit: wait. Obviously. Go into the brirds room and just grab somebody’s face. 50/50 its what they’re there for, right?

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      It’s actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.

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      Kinda nice but I would have never guessed

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        It doesn’t really matter, it’s all just sinks inside each one anyway.

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