At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :ł
It’s a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Quit ruining my narrative with your facts and logic!
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
Paper beats rock
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
