Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
Woah is that Bill Murray?
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :ł
It’s a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Quit ruining my narrative with your facts and logic!
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
Carlos for scale.
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
Paper beats rock
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
ALLLLBATROOOSSS!
Two choc-ices please.
Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.
