Eternal life is p2w coming with season pass

These days it ain’t looking like a bunch of us ought to live forever.

6 fingers feature already in development, available to some users in PTR

There’s also the weird decision to put a bunch of easily-bruised bones in your butt which would normally be used for a tail.

I once had a creationist defend the coccyx as being necessary for keeping muscles together. That was fun.

You’re just supposed to bite that bit off. Otherwise it’s just going to keep happening.

on accident

Rather than by purpose? #54%

I’d like to be able to alter body hair density based on climate.

Remove hangovers

For some reason when I read this I read “Reticulating Splines” instead of reinforced spines. I was like wow random sims reference.

added ability to change biological sex

PLEASE

i’m not sure i want to know what the first point would look like, moving either the genitals or the anus sounds horrifying, and i especially don’t want to imagine where penis wielders would urinate or ejaculate from if those functions are separated…

…perhaps we’d do like octopi, reach under and fetch a sperm package that we present instead of a wedding ring? Or maybe let’s just leave it like it is and not create horrors.

I like baldness and body hair! They should be optional too

Reabsorption of uterine lining is called being “in heat” in dogs and cats. It’s quite common in the animal world, and it makes all the males very rapey.

One of the prevailing theories about why humans pair bond is our males can’t tell when our females are ovulating/menstruating so it’s advantageous to be kinder and stick around for more sex.

TL;DR: I think that’s not a great idea.

What’s the laryngeal nerve and what’s wrong with it?

Let’s also reroute the ulnar nerve, thx

We used to do the vitamin c but then were like its too easy to get elsewhere why bother.

Yeah, it’s crazy to me that people believe we were “intelligently designed” when our food hole and breathing hole are so close that we can only use one at a time, and that our waste dumping grounds are right next to the amusement park.

This is actually a result of changes to our larynx and stuff, which allows us to make such a variety of sounds when speaking. In other animals (and human babies), the air and food tubes are physically separated at rest. But in humans, our epiglottis can’t properly keep things separate because our larynx is further down in our throat.

So, I’m gonna have to deny this request on the grounds that it will necessarily break the speech feature, which many of our users depend on heavily.

Wasn’t this a compromise that allows speech? Babies can drink and breathe at the same time.

“left user note to pause breathing while swallowing to prevent esophageal trespass when backup breathing interface used for food consumption. No change recommended to emergency breathing access. Closing DOC_UPDATE”

The engineer solution: back to egg laying, which also fixes menstruation

Just divide at a cellular level, nature has already solved this problem! Upstart life forms these days thinking they can reinvent the wheel.

Agreed, that shits rough on people. Impacts of teeth and post-partum. Yet a funny thing there is that we can tell you down to the day you were impregnated by the growth of the fetus.

Next person. Sir drink this stuff to make you shit your brains out and I’m going to shove my finger in your ass to see if we can get a scope of what your insides are like.

Apparently a lot of males are still in alpha.

ironically we may well have been the only somewhat intelligently designed animal for a long time, since there’s a pretty good argument that we’re self-domesticated.

so like, we’re not just a prerelease, we’re a fucking fork of a prerelease