I mean all of my family and friends are here.

Other than like great great grandparents that own rural bakeries and are like 107 nobody is in Germany.

If shit really hits the fan we might dip. My little sister is thinking about going there for college but she’s not comfortable with the amount of German she knows. She’s conversationally sufficient but she doesn’t speak it well enough for academic purposes according to my mother.

I have no idea because my mom didn’t teach me or my older brother any German lol.

I have dual citizenship and I will be staying in America. It ain’t perfect but neither is Germany.

This is why I am against animal testing. I can’t believe NASA would do that.

We need doge to wipe out NASA’s funding.

/s

Yup. No problem though. In the future AI can just add the now very real town to you AR eyeballs brought to you by Chipotle Exxon and T mobile.

Would this be the same AI that spits out incorrect summarys or just flat out gets data incorrect constantly? What could possibly go wrong by making that the ONLY way to look for things going forward. Fucking morons.

Probably somewhere around Uranus?

If y’all could please direct me to the thighs and calves galaxies I’ll be on my way. I enjoy boobs as do most humans, but I am a legs man.

In no way am I defending this behavior but wouldn’t this only apply to public universities and colleges? The many that are technically private property can entirely ignore this correct?

He’s working with donkeys because he’s out of vehicles to carry supplies to the front line. I think they can take him.

Microsoft what the fuck are you doing.

You fucking idiot’s.

Nightmare blunt rotation

I love how we anthropomorphize anything and everything.

This must be why all the shows feel like they were written by a high schooler. Constantly repeating information like the viewer isn’t paying attention. Constant visual AND auditory exposition.

Netflix and streaming as a whole enjoyed a brief reign at the top, but unfortunately they never learned their lesson and we ended up right back where we started.

Too many tv channel packages=more sailing of the high seas. When they made it so almost everything could be found in one place for a small fee we all rejoiced and many got off the ship. But then they went right back to too many channel packages (just now in the form of a hundred individual streaming services) and now we return once more to the high seas.

The American military industrial complex is salivating right now

That seems like a lot more work that it’s worth lol

Well sucks for them I guess. Maybe they shouldn’t have banned a contributing user for no apparent reason.

Oh well. Couldn’t have happened to a worse website.

Is that why my multiple accounts with hundreds of thousands of karma were all nuked simultaneously and I was never told why?

Fuckin AI nuked my shit?

I tried to appeal but it was instantly denied and even though I asked what rule they are claiming I broke I still got no answers.

Fuckin AI…

Obligatory “not me, but a friend” story.

In highschool I used to hang out with some stoners from time to time. As most stoners do they experiment with all the different ways you can get high on pot. One way they came to enjoy quite a bit was filling up the bong with ice and Gatorade. It gave the hits a nice fruity flavor and they hit nice and cool.

Only problem was that stoners are notoriously lazy and of course they forgot to clean out the bong after doing one of the Gatorade and ice sessions.

Anyway we were having a little party/gathering and a girl from our class who was kinda new and trying to fit in with the stoner crowd was there. As the party went on one thing led to another and we were all super drunk and super high (we had smoked joints that day) when somehow the topic of truth or dare came up. Obviously there was the usual nonsense of kiss so and so. Text so and so something. Eventually the new girl loudly blurted out that she would do any dare no matter what it was. Without skipping a beat the host of the party told her to drink the moldy used Gatorade water from the bong that we had used last weekend and it had been sitting outside since.

She grabbed that bong with so much confidence and CHUGGED that moldy weed run off like it was any old beer. She slammed down the bong victoriously and then tried to shout something at all of us, but before she could get a whole syllable out she proceeded to projectile vomit all over everyone. Since she was drunk she tried to cover her mouth as she continued to spray moldy Gatorade and pot juice everywhere, but that only acted like a sprinkler system to further spread out the vomit which was now coming up as more of the alcohol and whatever else she had been eating that day.

That was one of the best/worst parties I had ever been at. She was taken into the bathroom to be showered and changed by one of the other girls at the party and the rest of us had to start cleaning because the parents of the guys house we were at were nice enough to let us party there often and we didn’t wanna make them regret it. If I remember correctly she offered to pay to get the carpets steam cleaned, but we had already done that while she was passed out lol.

Nope. These people are going to continue to froth at the mouth with every tiny little comment and joke Trump makes for the next 4 years just like they did for the last 8 years.

I didn’t believe TDS was a real thing until I saw it happen to my own family. Normal, logical people turn into obsessed psychos whenever Trump is even mentioned in passing.