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Prolonged cellphone use makes people dummy thicc, got it.
That it…likes big butts and it cannot lie?
does it?
No
bu-but, butt.
We used to have big phones and small butts. Their relative sizes have reversed over time. You know what that means!
We need to stop the trend of ever larger phones! Our asses are on the line!
Keep a phone on you at all times to prevent singularity from forming behind you?
As an ass lover, this seems to be a positive direction for society to move
Everything’s cool after shower
Does this imply that people in suits are getting butt implants, or that they’re getting fat?
No, it’s implying a migration of phone technology. First it was all in one large handset, now it’s mostly stored in the butt.
Makes sense, it’s where the vibration is most effective
It’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
Thank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!
Nah. All the battery power needs to be stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
Hey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that.
That badonky gonna baboomy.
It’s not swelling up. They just keep putting more battery cells inside.
yes
