TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 hours agorule of society 😔lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down19
arrow-up1104arrow-down1imagerule of society 😔lemmy.blahaj.zoneTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 hours agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squaretiramichu@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 hours agoIt’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoThank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-243 minutes agoNah. All the battery power needs to be stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoHey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that. That badonky gonna baboomy.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·43 minutes agoIt’s not swelling up. They just keep putting more battery cells inside.
It’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
Thank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!
Nah. All the battery power needs to be stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
Hey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that.
That badonky gonna baboomy.
It’s not swelling up. They just keep putting more battery cells inside.