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That it…likes big butts and it cannot lie?
does it?
No
bu-but, butt.
We used to have big phones and small butts. Their relative sizes have reversed over time. You know what that means!
Keep a phone on you at all times to prevent singularity from forming behind you?
As an ass lover, this seems to be a positive direction for society to move
Everything’s cool after shower
Does this imply that people in suits are getting butt implants, or that they’re getting fat?
No, it’s implying a migration of phone technology. First it was all in one large handset, now it’s mostly stored in the butt.
It’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
Nah. All the battery power needs tpbe stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
yes
