A cock is a manly, hetero instrument. More cocks = more manly, hetero fun. Therefore vaginas are actually gay because they represent things that aren’t manly.
this comic, but stallone and schwarz in their prime, with the bullets deflecting offa stallone’s pecs.
wait no hold on henry cavill in wonder woman’s spot, and adam driver in superman’s spot and hold on we need to storyboard this (henry cavill and lucy lawless are my real superman and wonder woman casting tho)
This is gayer than being actually gay.
Being gay is actually manly as fuck because if you are all man what business do you have messing around with Lady parts?
A cock is a manly, hetero instrument. More cocks = more manly, hetero fun. Therefore vaginas are actually gay because they represent things that aren’t manly.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Imagine being into feminine stuff, how unmanly.
What the media thinks gay dudes want: Cute and “feminine” things.
What gay dudes really want: Stallone’s sweaty pecs bouncing as he fires his machine gun.
this comic, but stallone and schwarz in their prime, with the bullets deflecting offa stallone’s pecs.
wait no hold on henry cavill in wonder woman’s spot, and adam driver in superman’s spot and hold on we need to storyboard this (henry cavill and lucy lawless are my real superman and wonder woman casting tho)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhUP1rYbQ2w&t=7s
This was unironically the position of German neonazi leader Michael Kühnen.