this comic, but stallone and schwarz in their prime, with the bullets deflecting offa stallone’s pecs.
wait no hold on henry cavill in wonder woman’s spot, and adam driver in superman’s spot and hold on we need to storyboard this (henry cavill and lucy lawless are my real superman and wonder woman casting tho)
What the media thinks gay dudes want: Cute and “feminine” things.
What gay dudes really want: Stallone’s sweaty pecs bouncing as he fires his machine gun.
this comic, but stallone and schwarz in their prime, with the bullets deflecting offa stallone’s pecs.
wait no hold on henry cavill in wonder woman’s spot, and adam driver in superman’s spot and hold on we need to storyboard this (henry cavill and lucy lawless are my real superman and wonder woman casting tho)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhUP1rYbQ2w&t=7s