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A tweet reading “don’t talk to me like this ever again” above a screenshot of a notification saying “Cowabunga! You’re ovulating, dude!”
Alt text:
A tweet reading “don’t talk to me like this ever again” above a screenshot of a notification saying “Cowabunga! You’re ovulating, dude!”
Am I the only one wondering why David Bowie’s 1972-1973 alter ego is telling dudes that they’re ovulating? 🤔
He can induce ovulation in anyone, just like that
pwetty pwease… myes… want,~
That’s probably why he was retired so quickly: overpopulation everywhere he performed was becoming a problem