Worst brand synergy since Michael Jackson’s sponsorship deal with Kinder Surprise 😛

Beef Wellington: the fake socioeconomic background of Hyacint “Bouquet”

Corn dog: the real socioeconomic background of Hyacinth Bucket

:.|:;

Yeah, it’s the brilliant song A Mistake by Fiona Apple lol

The opening line is “I’m gonna make a mistake, gonna do it on purpose” 😁

Executed by who? The IDF?

Related Fiona Apple masterpiece

Speaking of hotlines, here’s the official contact form for Governor Hochul in case you want to comment on the proposal and her performance in general.

And for no related reason whatsoever, here’s the entire script of Bee Movie

Who’s more poor than the moon, though? It not just doesn’t have any money, it’s not even ALLOWED to own money!

Why doesn’t @YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world just MARRY screenshots if they like them so much?

Oh yeah! I remember that too, now that you mentioned it! That frog was hella polite-looking! As is his capy successor 😁

Oh wow, that’s seriously one of the best protest songs I’ve heard in DECADES!

The seemingly impossible but very apparent mix of dripping sarcasm and absolute sincerity really elevates what’s already a great song in its own right to an absolute fucking masterpiece! 😘👌✊

Jesse welles is a treasure

Stark, probably? 🤷

Swedneck can have little a salami, as a treat.

No, YOU’RE a pizza! 😤

I mean, whatever works for them! As long as it’s consensual, I’m not here to sport shame 🤷

I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).

We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.

EDIT: OH! Cup Noodle

Best OOC postscript of the year 😂

Reminds me of how “List of murderers by number of people killed” used to have this note until some humorless ghoul removed it:

this article is incomplete. You can help by expanding it. Please don’t expand it by killing people

Not much, he’s just a right-libertarian edgelord who thinks he knows everything about everything and everyone 🤷