Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur
I said what, what kitty butt. I said what, what kitty butt.
“i got you a thermal camera”
cool
“what have you checked with it”
oh you know things
“what kind of things?”
you know, walls, pets, the grill. normal stuff. …why?
Reverse dragon: fire comes out of its butt
That’s the cat’s weak spot, you can only attack it during certain moments in the boss fight
That’s because it only shows its butt after you’ve earned its trust. Its a very long boss fight.
Certainly an improvement over the usual way of telling its temperature.
I think Tool wrote a song about that.
4°
34.61 °C or 307.76 K
That’s a cold butthole.
And here I thought it was almost at boiling point!
Hmm. Boiling cat butthole. I hate it.
It does seem so. Cats’ internal temp is a bit warmer than ours - like 101 or 102F. Lots of blood vessels near the surface in a butthole, so it’s warmer than most other areas, though would expect it to be slightly cooler than internal. Not 8 degrees cooler though.
This is what science is for.
We choose to scan the cat’s butthole not because it is easy, but because it is hilarious.
Thermal Exhaust Port
“How did we ever survive without this?”
Butt thermometers
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
That’s hot.
I think the cat is in heat.
How do you know?
I know.
I’d immediately jump to a very different explanation of how you know.
Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.
