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- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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If it was me: “Yes dad. This is why Abigail Beethoven “Abby \ Abbs” Sciuto is a fictional character, and not a goth, because all goths know snitches get stiches.”
And please don’t fall for the “I can change them” meme. That’s not how relationships work.
Honestly, if real life cops were even half as dedicated and moral as their fictional copaganda counterparts ACAB probably wouldn’t be a saying.
bruv, NCIS existing is literal proof policing doesn’t work🤣. Why would you need a Naval Criminal Investigative Agency if the Navy itself can’t account itself‽ If the show was satire, I’d be dead, suffocating from laughter.
She can change me.
Look, guys. I met a goth girl. She’s awesome in every sense of the word, and way smarter than me too. Know how I know this? She wasn’t nearly as into me as I was into her.
She could break my ankles, feed my fingers to animals and burn all my stuff in the name of ending capitalism and I would still think she’s awesome. Plus the NCIS girl isn’t really a cop she’s a forensics analyst isn’t she?
But if she turned out to be a cop? I’m taking her down with me, no one deserves that.
