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minus-squarerafoix@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up133arrow-down2·3 days agoEvery scientific article with “could” in it is bullshit. I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoTyped out the number but shortened the units.
minus-squarepiranhaconda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 days agoNo no, it’s an in cock, not an out cock. Like the difference between innie and outie belly buttons.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-22 days agoDude has 12 vagoos in his pants. Still identifies as a dude. Has trans gone too far?? When will he take a hint??"
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoWhen you’re in the pool too long
minus-squareregdog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·3 days agoDon’t shove numbers up your cock.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-23 days agoI have the square root of negative one in my butt as we speak
minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoI don’t believe you, that sounds irrational!
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoCaleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.
minus-squareLeFrog@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoNot sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoNo need to brag that your girlfriend could be wearing your pants
minus-squareSidhean@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoWoah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(
minus-squarerafoix@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoIt might only be a 4 today but it COULD be a 16 tomorrow. Hallelujah!
minus-squarebarnaclebutt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoKind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn’t drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?
minus-squarerafoix@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI could but I won’t provide proof just like these lying science fiction articles.
Every scientific article with “could” in it is bullshit.
I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.
Typed out the number but shortened the units.
No no, it’s an in cock, not an out cock. Like the difference between innie and outie belly buttons.
Dude has 12 vagoos in his pants. Still identifies as a dude.
Has trans gone too far??
When will he take a hint??"
When you’re in the pool too long
Like a frightened turtle!
Don’t shove numbers up your cock.
I have the square root of negative one in my butt as we speak
I don’t believe you, that sounds irrational!
Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.
Not sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related
No need to brag that your girlfriend could be wearing your pants
Woah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(
It might only be a 4 today but it COULD be a 16 tomorrow. Hallelujah!
Kind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn’t drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?
I could but I won’t provide proof just like these lying science fiction articles.
Who did you steal it from?