So this is what nerd-baiting feels like

It happens all the time. That’s how the multiverse branches are kept under a manageable number for the simulation.

If I accidentally bite an atom and the tiny shards shatters nearby atoms, wouldn’t that just make more? Like sort of… a chain reaction ?

Maybe I just have to gobble up all my salad before all the booms blow my jaws and neighbours away.

So basically everything is tripping and only a few things can be legit sober?

Thanks. All I got was to toss all the flat earthers from a really high place.

What were your core talking points and structure that you managed to teach gravitational theory and heliocentrism in 4 hrs?

Wait what. What have I been eating

Does that mean if we feed magnets to starfish we get a monopole?

Whatever reason? Simple reason: legal to maximize profits over people’s misfortunes.

Food servant meat is getting sweeter. Soon it will be ready for consumption. I will get closer for fresh bites.

Dude has 12 vagoos in his pants. Still identifies as a dude.

Has trans gone too far??

When will he take a hint??"

Typed out the number but shortened the units.

Hope you love snakes and fleas too

Which one’s the seat warmer?

Maybe its the number of times it overflows?

“oh by the way, that plate you got is incomplete! Here the rest”

Only if you weight by mass. Or orbit. Or volume.

Welp I guess on average we’re all deep fried.

Something something woosh

Wow that’s what the movie was called. It’s been on the back of my mind for years.

What about brass?