French Foreign Minister Jean-Noël Barrot said Sunday that “Europe and France stand by" Denmark and Greenland, insisting that Greenland “is not for sale” on a visit to Greenland’s capital, Nuuk. US President Donald Trump has repeatedly said that the US seeks to take control of the semi-autonomous territory of Denmark.
What if we (the whole world) tell Mr. Trumpeltier the price for Greenland:
It costs him the left half of all his houses. All his houses that he currently owns, and where he currently lives, and all the houses or appartements where he lives in the future, until his death: the left half will always belong to Denmark’s president then.
No idea how much of it he would understand though.
Just tell him it’ll cost his toupee. His vanity will end the conversation.
Just tell him it will all be good, while you slip his pills in his snack during bingo night and tuck him in to bed; in the elderly home where he belongs.