Apologies for those who have now lost the rest of their day…
Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.
Apologies for those who have now lost the rest of their day…
Is it original? Not even a little.
But that’s why we have come to expect it at least once in any game with waterfalls.
Honestly, I’m cool with it being an explicitly empty chest. Like put a journal next to it of some guy who looted it and left a note taunting anyone who thinks such an obvious place to hide treasure would remain un-looted. (and then let me track them down and stab them a bit for the taunt)
So many options, and all it takes is putting a lil something something behind some water curtains.
If your game has 10,000 I expect to find something interesting behind at least one. And as long as there’s one, I’m content.
And I will still check the other 9,9999 even after being told there’s nothing else.
Vanilla pudding in mayo jars.
Blue sport drink in index bottles.
Chocolate cake in a diaper.
I came here to laugh, not get sad about the current state of my life.
This is exactly the dumb shit take from y2k.
I Still hear people go on about how “it was supposed to be this big thing and then nothing happened! Smart people are so dumb!”
Yeah nothing happened because a lot of smart people worked very hard to fix the goddamn problem, you fucking shitwaffle.
Here? “You dum dums got so worked up thinking it would pass and then it didn’t, so the freak out was for nothing!” yeah it didn’t pass because a lot of Europeans got very upset about their governments trying to spy on them harder than ever.
I’m not European, so I can’t say how people talked about it openly on the metro with random strangers, but online? People were vocal and pissed. A PROPER government (lol can we have some of that functioning democracy please) listens to its people. This was them listening to the people.
The people’s reaction was appropriate, and necessary. And shouldn’t be lessened just because “lol you guys got so propaganda’d and it was obviously never gonna happen and I knew cause I’m so smart” is quite the take on things.
With every attack and infiltration, the rest of the world slowly dons more and more clown makeup.
reads manual
You’re only confused because I’m dumb! For some reason I was thinking toner and laser were separate types.
I bought a toner printer in 2020 and I’m still on the first replacement cart. I have over 2000 pages printed.
Considering I spent $80, plus $40 on the new two pack of toner, I consider it money well spent.
I do wish I had bought a laser printer though… There are things I would like to begin printing that will be several thousand pages after it’s all finished. Mostly reference materials. DISREGRD THIS I DUM
If I wanted to go through the process of trying to recover my facebook, I guarantee I would get a few dozen people tossing out hand emojis and saying “amen” before anyone notices I’m not talking about the christian god
Well since the US government doesn’t own a massive body of water, nor can it truly claim to own a mountain that’s been around for 200 million years (I’m not sure of the actual age of the range, I’m just basing off geologic maps of bedrock age) , i hold the “new names” in the same regard as I would if someone intruduced themselves as Bill but some guy keeps yelling at me “HER NAME IS AMY DON’T CALL HER BILL”
I give the crackhead down the street who calls the three block area his “domain” more respect than the US regime.
In the current world, we don’t care about what you should and shouldn’t do to protect yourself, but only about what appears to be proper
We can’t actually DO anything, because they haven’t officially declared an open war, and defending yourself against attacks just wouldn’t be proper
Now please go quietly protest away from anyone that considers it an inconvenience. It’s what’s proper, you know.
Note: I am from the US and when I say “we” I mean the collective peoples of earth, not to indicate I am from the UK.
Twitter is the only thing I will ever intentionally deadname.
Companies aren’t people, neither are billionaires.
edit: wow, Redditors are better at accepting the truth, lol
So go pander to them.
If I own something, I can do whatever I like with it because it’s mine.
If I can’t do what I like, it’s not truly mine.
Poor Brian. I hope he gets his void filled to his liking.
I used to work in a warehouse that made a HUGE deal about the employees using the proper recycling bin so the company can get a nice check from somewhere or other for “going green”
This warehouse recieved thousands of pallets every day.
Each pallet is wrapped with hundreds of square feet of plastic wrap.
Each box is individually wrapped with maybe 10ftsq-50 depending on size.
Each box contains goods in plastic bags. Many of them with plastic clamshell packaging.
The products get unwrapped, and placed in larger boxes on shelves.
When the items get distributed to stores, the items were put in plastic bags, boxed up and wrapped in plastic wrap, boxes placed on pallets that were automatically wrapped by machines in hundreds of square feet of plastic.
None of the plastic from the warehouse floor is separated from the general waste.
Remember, it’s your responsibility to reduce waste.
I think of the shareholders, board, c-suites, and all of their friends every time I gaze upon my Guillotine.
I choose to believe Private Wallace blew off his massive cock, rather than his huge member hanging while he balances on one leg.
I’m not sure why he decided to flop his monumental man meat onto a landmine, but maybe he had no choice.
Or maybe I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about someone’s collosal dangling schlong without it being weird.
“Finish Them”
BBEG rolls nat 1 to dodge
“And a tarrasque falls from the sky, crushing them instantly. The tarrasque also dies since it fell from space. Also there’s a bowl of penunias.”
Do iiiiiiiiiit.
Let’s do it.
Let’s fucking do it.
I think we should do it.
You ask a bunch of questions about a task in order to convince the client that the task doesn’t need to be done at all.
I ask a bunch of questions because I’ve forgotten half the answers already and am trying to make enough stick that I can make something close enough they don’t notice my attention is wandering while they blather.
We are not the same.