Miles O'Brien

Aliens have to figure out our vaginas from scratch.

“The fuck is you talkin about, I looked a buncha stuff up on my phone that’s research!”

-majority of conservatives

go fuck a duck

Poor duck…

Depends on how many you eat…

Let people have their harmless fun. This hurts no one.

If I give France $1,000,000,000 to use a specific shade of color, but make the color on Brazilian machinery owned by Brazilians… I’ve still given France $1B. Have I not?

“930”

We have differing opinions on “reasonable”

SNAKE?!

You ask a bunch of questions about a task in order to convince the client that the task doesn’t need to be done at all.

I ask a bunch of questions because I’ve forgotten half the answers already and am trying to make enough stick that I can make something close enough they don’t notice my attention is wandering while they blather.

We are not the same.

Oh yeahhhhhh

Apologies for those who have now lost the rest of their day…

Is it original? Not even a little.

But that’s why we have come to expect it at least once in any game with waterfalls.

Honestly, I’m cool with it being an explicitly empty chest. Like put a journal next to it of some guy who looted it and left a note taunting anyone who thinks such an obvious place to hide treasure would remain un-looted. (and then let me track them down and stab them a bit for the taunt)

So many options, and all it takes is putting a lil something something behind some water curtains.

If your game has 10,000 I expect to find something interesting behind at least one. And as long as there’s one, I’m content.

And I will still check the other 9,9999 even after being told there’s nothing else.

Vanilla pudding in mayo jars.

Blue sport drink in index bottles.

I came here to laugh, not get sad about the current state of my life.

This is exactly the dumb shit take from y2k.

I Still hear people go on about how “it was supposed to be this big thing and then nothing happened! Smart people are so dumb!”

Yeah nothing happened because a lot of smart people worked very hard to fix the goddamn problem, you fucking shitwaffle.

Here? “You dum dums got so worked up thinking it would pass and then it didn’t, so the freak out was for nothing!” yeah it didn’t pass because a lot of Europeans got very upset about their governments trying to spy on them harder than ever.

I’m not European, so I can’t say how people talked about it openly on the metro with random strangers, but online? People were vocal and pissed. A PROPER government (lol can we have some of that functioning democracy please) listens to its people. This was them listening to the people.

The people’s reaction was appropriate, and necessary. And shouldn’t be lessened just because “lol you guys got so propaganda’d and it was obviously never gonna happen and I knew cause I’m so smart” is quite the take on things.

With every attack and infiltration, the rest of the world slowly dons more and more clown makeup.

reads manual

You’re only confused because I’m dumb! For some reason I was thinking toner and laser were separate types.

I bought a toner printer in 2020 and I’m still on the first replacement cart. I have over 2000 pages printed.

Considering I spent $80, plus $40 on the new two pack of toner, I consider it money well spent.

I do wish I had bought a laser printer though… There are things I would like to begin printing that will be several thousand pages after it’s all finished. Mostly reference materials. DISREGRD THIS I DUM

If I wanted to go through the process of trying to recover my facebook, I guarantee I would get a few dozen people tossing out hand emojis and saying “amen” before anyone notices I’m not talking about the christian god

Well since the US government doesn’t own a massive body of water, nor can it truly claim to own a mountain that’s been around for 200 million years (I’m not sure of the actual age of the range, I’m just basing off geologic maps of bedrock age) , i hold the “new names” in the same regard as I would if someone intruduced themselves as Bill but some guy keeps yelling at me “HER NAME IS AMY DON’T CALL HER BILL”

I give the crackhead down the street who calls the three block area his “domain” more respect than the US regime.

In the current world, we don’t care about what you should and shouldn’t do to protect yourself, but only about what appears to be proper

We can’t actually DO anything, because they haven’t officially declared an open war, and defending yourself against attacks just wouldn’t be proper

Now please go quietly protest away from anyone that considers it an inconvenience. It’s what’s proper, you know.

Note: I am from the US and when I say “we” I mean the collective peoples of earth, not to indicate I am from the UK.