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Albin Jose@kerala.party to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Albin Jose@kerala.party to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    That’s not accurate, the image is missing sleeps between each print.

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      What about the random matrix style character stream in the background?

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        heard of cmatrix?

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          Or neo

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            This is sooo cool!!! Thanks!

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              Heard of edexui? but sadly they stopped development.

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                I hadn’t, but looking at the readme I can already tell it’s way too busy for actual usage. Don’t get me wrong - it looks super cool, but I simply couldn’t stick to it everyday.

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      The character is just an amazingly good hacker. They operate at speeds us mere mortals can’t comprehend /s

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    import time … … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5)

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      I was going to say it was missing the sleeps every other line.

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      Blocking code gets your peepee slapped.

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        Mono.just(“Penetrating system”) .doOnNext(System.out::println) .delayElement(Duration.ofSeconds(1)) .flatMapMany(() -> Flux.just(“20%”, “40%”, “60%”, “80%”, “100%”)) .map(“Hacking NASA %s”::format) .doOnNext(System.out::println) .delayElement(Duration.ofSeconds(1)) .subscribe();

        Better?

        • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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          I can tell I’m getting better at programming because I’m getting better at reading meme code.

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          It’s so beautiful!

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    I’m not sure it’s wise to just tell people how to do this sort of thing?

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      OP is on a list now.

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    Fake, true hackers use one print function using \n

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    Nah, the last line should say

    I’m in

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      Last bits are: “Would you like to see files on”

      “1. Secret moon base”

      “2. Captured alien space craft”

      “3. ELE asteroid headed for earth”

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    target = input("Enter target to hack:")
    
    print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
    print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')
    
    for progress in range(0,100,20):
        print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
    print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
    
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      from random import uniform
      from time import sleep
      
      target = input("Enter target to hack:")
      
      print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
      print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')
      
      for progress in range(0,100,20):
          print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
          sleep(uniform(1,3))
      print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
      
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      You called progress instead of print function at the end.

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        We’ll fix it in post-production

      • nieceandtows@programming.dev
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        aw man

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        print("HACK FAILED LOSER")

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      print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')
      

      Are we hacking or shooting a gay porn? I’m fine either way, I just need to know which basement I get in.

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      Ahh a man of culture, I see.

      …Wait. Do we do that here?

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    Also: what’s up with the fake browsers? How difficult us it to setup a local webserver, setup a hosts entry and use a real browser to open the webpage? Or open a static webpage via file:// protocol. I find it more effort to “program” a fake browser with complete interface…

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      There are trademarks and usage requirements to consider, easier to make a fake one with no branding.

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      Never mind fake browsers, fake OSes. When do you see Windows or macOS or Linux on anything in movies. They always replace the OS with some super futuristic cyber system.

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        Unless it’s ‘True Lies’, in which case the terrorists are running Windows 3.1.

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          please tell me they at least had a command prompt up

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            Nope, they use a GUI program called ‘Data Extraction Program’:

            https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/n4hond/in_true_lies_1994_a_computer_is_shown_running/

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        Which it’s why I like Mr Robot

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    There should be a few sleep() there to make it more realistic

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      “Realistic”

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    Not even a progress bar smh

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      progress bars: too fake for hollywood

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        They just don’t know how to code this properly. To look real, it should go quickly to 95%, stall there for some minutes, go back to 91.7% and then take ages to 99.9%

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          And then hang on 100% for hours before finaly crashing

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          deleted by creator

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    There should be 5000 lines of code implementing fancy graphics transitions and also various beeps and boops. Writing those took 99% of our “hacker’s” time.

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    import hack
    
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      apt install hollywood
      
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        deleted by creator

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    NASA: oh no, someone got into the mainframe!!

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      Rabbit? Flu shot? Someone talk to me!

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    But it doesn’t explain double keyboard hacking.

    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    Totally pranking my dad with this when I go visit him today.

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    Mandatory NCIS hacking video https://piped.video/watch?v=kl6rsi7BEtk

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