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Albin Jose@kerala.party to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Albin Jose@kerala.party to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    target = input("Enter target to hack:")
    
    print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
    print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')
    
    for progress in range(0,100,20):
        print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
    print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
    
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      from random import uniform
      from time import sleep
      
      target = input("Enter target to hack:")
      
      print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
      print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')
      
      for progress in range(0,100,20):
          print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
          sleep(uniform(1,3))
      print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
      
    • mrsgreenpotato@discuss.tchncs.de
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      You called progress instead of print function at the end.

      • fluxion@lemmy.world
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        We’ll fix it in post-production

      • nieceandtows@programming.dev
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        aw man

      • boiledfrog [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        print("HACK FAILED LOSER")

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      print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')
      

      Are we hacking or shooting a gay porn? I’m fine either way, I just need to know which basement I get in.

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      Ahh a man of culture, I see.

      …Wait. Do we do that here?

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