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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    I can’t find the statistic any more, but it was something like 80% of people who are kidnapped and are taken in the kidnapper’s car are killed. Like this kid’s situation, fight, scream, do everything possible to not be taken.

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      This is what I do every time and it always works

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        Wait, what do you mean every time?

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          They’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.

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        You mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?

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          Works like a charm

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