BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square178fedilinkarrow-up1524arrow-down17
arrow-up1517arrow-down1imageI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square178fedilink
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·5 days agoThis is what I do every time and it always works
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·5 days agoWait, what do you mean every time?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoThey’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoYou mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
This is what I do every time and it always works
Wait, what do you mean every time?
They’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
You mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
Works like a charm