This doesn't cut it
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 anni fa

And I thought that I had already seen the worst date format.

i.vgy.me

external-link
message-square
77
fedilink
636
external-link

And I thought that I had already seen the worst date format.

i.vgy.me

randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 anni fa
message-square
77
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • dauerstaender@feddit.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    105
    ·
    2 anni fa

    Might as well roll the dice for order every time a user loads the page.

    • Pechente@feddit.de
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      65
      ·
      2 anni fa

      We definitely need a “bad UI battles” community here.

      • krey@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        39
        ·
        2 anni fa

        i already have an idea: dropdown to select the date as a UNIX time stamp in roman numerals

        • aname@lemmy.one
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          14
          ·
          edit-2
          2 anni fa

          Roman numerals with slider selection and roman numerals are in alphabetical order

          Edit. But shown in arabic numerals

        • Gork@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          2 anni fa

          Ooh let’s make it so that it the user has to manually add in all the time before January 1, 1970 in order for it to be accurate. That time is also in Roman numerals.

          The program then does a system time check against NIST to see if the calculation is correct, otherwise it won’t let you proceed.

        • dauerstaender@feddit.de
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 anni fa

          Thx, I h8 it

        • NeedingvsGetting@kbin.social
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 anni fa

          Who hurt you?

      • Xylight (Photon dev)@lemmy.xylight.dev
        cake
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        16
        ·
        edit-2
        2 anni fa

        It already exists

        !bad_ui_battles@programming.dev

        • drcobaltjedi@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          2 anni fa

          I’m so glad you guys remember that sub. I miss the silly things you guys made.

  • RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    61
    ·
    2 anni fa

    DONT SPEAK TO MY OR MY ISO 8601 EVER AGAIN! 🤬🤧😢

    • Kata1yst@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      arrow-down
      5
      ·
      2 anni fa

      I hope you mean RFC 3339 instead of that non-authoritative ISO crap 😤

      • RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        16
        ·
        2 anni fa

        You mean the standard defined by The Internet Engineering Task Force? Of course I do! The ISO name is just more popular.

        • Skull giver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          15
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          edit-2
          2 anni fa

          [This comment has been deleted by an automated system]

          • RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            2 anni fa

            I am going to cry.

        • azimir@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          2 anni fa

          Love the smell of a good standards body fight in the morning (0900 GMT+0).

          • RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            6
            ·
            2 anni fa

            You mean 1694768400 in Unix timestamp?

            • azimir@lemmy.ml
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              2 anni fa

              Ah! A Raccoon and/or Vegetable of culture! I tip my fedora to you and your one true time representation and storage system.

              • RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                2 anni fa

                tips debian

    • piekay@feddit.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 anni fa

      Me whenever someone uses a decimal point instead of comma

  • Thrickles@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    47
    ·
    2 anni fa

    At least it’s not a phone number entry via slider.😤

    • AngryAnusHornets@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      edit-2
      2 anni fa

      deleted by creator

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 anni fa

      The fuck you just say to me, you son of a bitch?

  • ArtVandelay@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    47
    ·
    2 anni fa

    12-12-12

    Just to keep you guessing

    • palordrolap@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      32
      ·
      2 anni fa

      Then you feed {12,12,12} to the API and it turns it into 1970-01-01T12:12:12UTC

    • Skull giver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      edit-2
      2 anni fa

      [This comment has been deleted by an automated system]

  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    39
    ·
    2 anni fa

    It’s the 21st of 1946, June.

    • bufordt@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      2 anni fa

      Who the FUCK is June? You cheating bastard!

  • ⚡⚡⚡@feddit.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    2 anni fa

    deleted by creator

    • blackn1ght@feddit.uk
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      26
      ·
      2 anni fa

      And the days go 1,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,2,21,23 …

      • No_Money_Just_Change@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        2 anni fa

        What happens to 22?

        • blackn1ght@feddit.uk
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          17
          ·
          2 anni fa

          The team did a test and found that not enough people who were born on the 22nd bought anything and UX wanted to make the list shorter, so it got removed.

        • all-knight-party@kbin.cafe
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          arrow-down
          4
          ·
          2 anni fa

          Those people are subhuman and don’t belong with the rest of us. They get a tickbox that says “Select if you were born on the 22nd of the month.” All the tickbox does is send SWAT to the address you entered

  • peto (he/him)@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    23
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    2 anni fa

    Nah, worst is palindrome interpolated ymdyydmy

    • 0x2d@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 anni fa

      Wtf

  • flango@lemmy.eco.br
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    arrow-down
    10
    ·
    2 anni fa

    DDMMYYYY💪🗓🏆

    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
      cake
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      43
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 anni fa

      Ew

      YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS

      • PlexSheep@feddit.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        16
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 anni fa

        Rfc3339 is the way. Mathematical superiority is on our side.

        • Fogle@lemmy.ca
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          2 anni fa

          Auto alphanumerical sequencing

    • RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 anni fa

      Y/D/Y/M/Y/M/Y/D

    • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 anni fa

      DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 😻❤️

      it’s the number of days since the asteroid blasted the dinosaurs, conveniently in 32 decimal digits

      • Coolishguy@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 anni fa

        It would only take 11 decimal digits though. Sadly, an uneven 36 in binary

        • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          2 anni fa

          it’s a forward thinking standard. wont need to worry about Y2T

  • Rhllor@feddit.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    2 anni fa

    At this point, just go full bananas and use SEP-2023/15

    • lugal@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 anni fa

      20SEP23\16

  • darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 anni fa

    Is that not the format that’s actually used in the US? I mean, it’s utterly insane, but a lot of people really are used to having the components of the date in random order.

    • Still@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      arrow-down
      6
      ·
      2 anni fa

      nope, we use the format that matches the words spoken so Friday September 15th, 2023 would be Fri 9/15/2023 sometimes the year is shortened

      • Fushuan [he/him]@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        30
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 anni fa

        take into account that your “words spoken” isn’t necessarily how other say it. For me, saying 15th of july of 2023 sounds way more natural in english.

        • blackn1ght@feddit.uk
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          2 anni fa

          I wonder if they have a special rule to use dd/mm/yyyy on the 4th of July.

          • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            arrow-down
            4
            ·
            2 anni fa

            Nope, it’s “July 4th” or “the 4th of July” though and they’re weirdly interchangeable

      • ScreamingFirehawk@feddit.uk
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 anni fa

        When is independence day?

        • Still@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          arrow-down
          3
          ·
          2 anni fa

          us independence day is on July 4th, don’t really see how this is relevant to the conversation?

      • darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        arrow-down
        11
        ·
        edit-2
        2 anni fa

        In what way is the MDY you write about any different from the YDM in the screenshot? The important thing, that they’re in random order, is the same for both, right?

        And as for spoken language, it’s not like any normal person would say “September fifteenth” now, is it?

        • Faera@feddit.nl
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          17
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          2 anni fa

          Turns out people in different countries and regions say the date differently as well. I find it funny how everyone always assumes their experience is the universal one.

          September Fifteenth and Fifteenth of September are both commonly used depending where you are in the world.

        • Still@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          arrow-down
          19
          ·
          edit-2
          2 anni fa

          they are not in a random order they are in the same order as when spoken in proper American english

          and yes normal people do say September fifteenth none of this fifteen September British nonsense

          • Daeraxa@lemmy.ml
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            arrow-down
            9
            ·
            2 anni fa

            Literally nobody in Britain says ‘fifteen September’…

            • abrasiveteapot@sh.itjust.works
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              6
              ·
              2 anni fa

              True we say 15th September, not 15 September

            • CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              2 anni fa

              deleted by creator

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    16
    arrow-down
    9
    ·
    2 anni fa

    Na, month data year is still the worse.

    • BorgDrone@lemmy.one
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 anni fa

      What about month year day ?

      • lars@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 anni fa

        Satan up early this morning

      • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        edit-2
        2 anni fa

        Yymddmyy?

        Edit: someone already beat me to it.

  • Pxtl@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 anni fa

    We must know: how many digits is the year? And when they’re displayed later, do they use slashes or hyphens? I want to really breathe in the awful.

    • el_bhm@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 anni fa
      1. 1970-1999 - 4 digits.
      2. 2000+ - 2 digits.
      3. No separators
      • lugal@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 anni fa

        People argue about 2 and 4 digits years. Make it 3 and everyone is annoyed.

        023-16-09

        • el_bhm@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          edit-2
          2 anni fa

          Thank you, Satan

    • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyzOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 anni fa

      The year is 4 digits. This is just an age confirmation dialog asking for your birthday on a sketchy website, so I’m pretty sure the date won’t be displayed later.

  • vlad@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    edit-2
    2 anni fa

    MMYYYYDD

    • Like A Duck@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      arrow-down
      5
      ·
      2 anni fa

      YYYY MM DD

      • redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        16
        arrow-down
        2
        ·
        2 anni fa

        That’s actually the best

        • Bene7rddso@feddit.de
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          9
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          2 anni fa

          no, the best is YYYY-MM-DD

          • redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            8
            ·
            2 anni fa

            That’s what I use but the dashes aren’t the most important part

          • Like A Duck@programming.dev
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            2 anni fa

            Its the same

            • Pxtl@lemmy.ca
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              3
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              2 anni fa

              Hyphens matter. Standards matter. ISO8601 4 lyfe.

      • McBain@feddit.ch
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 anni fa

        YYYY MM DD is better for directories.

      • vlad@lemmy.sdf.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 anni fa

        Mine is worse

        • ripcord@kbin.social
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 anni fa

          deleted by creator

    • gibmiser@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 anni fa

      YYDDMMYY

      • yetAnotherUser@feddit.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        2 anni fa

        YMYMDYDY

      • vlad@lemmy.sdf.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 anni fa

        HH:SS:MM DD, YYYY, MM

        • SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 anni fa

          SS:/MM/HH:YY/DD/YY

  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 anni fa

    deleted by creator

  • macniel@feddit.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 anni fa

    Well its the fluent variant. In the Year YYYY on the DD(st/nd/th) Day of MMMM

Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml

programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 324 users / day
  • 1.14K users / week
  • 3.39K users / month
  • 9.84K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 37K subscribers
  • 1.76K Posts
  • 34.6K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml
  • cat_programmer@lemmy.ml
  • BE: 0.19.8
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org