Would aliens in 10000 years even be able to tell the difference between trash and … well, not trash? They’d probably just think that we were really into plastic. Which isn’t wrong - I literally bought a plastic bowl this week (it was that or steel, and I hate the noise of steel bowls).
“This is Trash Planet, former home of the Trash Aliens. They seemed to really, really love making trash.”
Would aliens in 10000 years even be able to tell the difference between trash and … well, not trash? They’d probably just think that we were really into plastic. Which isn’t wrong - I literally bought a plastic bowl this week (it was that or steel, and I hate the noise of steel bowls).
How dare they. This is Planet Dirt, not Planet Trash!
Planet Plastic Ocean.
we really did name the planet Dirt 🤦♀️ you’d think we could have at least called it Home or some shit
It was a ritual fetish act.