- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.world
honestly probably one of the best things for getting him out of the cult. show him nerdy people having fun
This sounds like fun. How did it go?
Jehovah’sMiku’s Witness
why do they… why do they both have the same face?
I really hope that Jehovah’s Witness comes out
Where’s the other one? I thought they always did missionary stuff in pairs. Unless this is a Jehovah’s Witness she personally knows, I guess; the text made it sound like she snagged one off the street.
Edit: wait, I might be thinking of Mormons. Do JWs also do pairs?
JW are also sent out in pairs. Much like the Mormons, it’s a way to make sure that they can spy on each other because if your partner falters or strays away, it’s also your fault.
Sorry, I mean because of Luke 10:1.
There’s also the human response of feeling safer talking to strangers when you’re with a friend. It’s legit scary talking to someone you don’t know and likely about a topic they have already formed strong opinions about.
Shouldn’t they come in threes to provide me my safety friend supporting my every argument when I answer the door alone?
well see, threes a crowd. would you open your door for a crowd of people?
if your partner falters or strays away, it’s also your fault.
Haha, this reminds me of what happened to me when I was around 15 or 16-year-old :D I had just stumbled upon the pages of Union of Freethinkers of Finland (Link to Wikipedia) and had read most of their relatively long page of “Critique on bible”. Here’s that page on Archive.org. (These should translate very well if you copypaste them to DeepL )
So, I had spent a couple of hourse reading about ways how the Bible contradicts itself. Then my doorbell rang. And I kept asking these “the Bible is supposed to be interpreted literally” people explanations for why the bible says that “X = 1” here and “X != 1” here, and “Y = 10” here and “Y = 50000” here. Eventually, I think it must have been at least 20 minutes, possibly closer to an hour - hard to say quarter a century afterwards - the chin of one of them started visibly shaking and he started looking really scared. And the other one was starting to look really bad as well. And they basically just abruptly stopped the conversation and without much of “bye!”, just turned out and got away from my door with quite some pace!
I did not know to look for one of them being the “boss”, so I do not know what happened for sure, but now I’m figuring out it probably went so that the more experienced person of those two started to seriously lose their faith and initiated an escape maneuver.
I thought they always did missionary stuff in pairs
Well, of course. How else would you do it, with a pillow?
/jIf you’re by yourself you’re just yanking you’re just yanking your own chain.
How do you know if you are doing missionary with a pillow?
Mormons are the duos, JWs bring as many people from the Kingdom Hall as they can, normally a family or two together, maybe some assorted old people.
The JWs I’ve had show up at my house have been an entire family of 5, all dressed up in suits.
I have had solo missionaries show up before. Not sure which denomination. We never get that far.
Too busy making out 😔
i think JWs are commonly in pairs but yes mormons are always duos or trios unless theyre service missionaries, but theyre not the ones that knock on your door









