description: an animated video of santa reading your wish list, telling you that no, you do not need a tall demon lady with a wolf cut to beat you up. you need ubi and healthcare! “she would fix me”???

  • GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    25 days ago

    If they’d update their platform to include giving me a monstergirlfriend that bullies and forcefems me, I’d vote for conservatives to keep fucking me over on healthcare and funnelling my money to the rich. Hell, I’d be knocking on doors and raising money.