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get crucified for disrupting a slaughterhouse
FUCK YEAH
I can’t think of a politician Jesus whipped. What’s that referencing? Closest thing that comes to mind is the temple moneychangers…
Let’s not get hung up on the inaccuracies and let’s get back to the beating of politicians with whips (or chainsaws. Or diesel trains. In fact use anything that will cause serious harm or death to politicians. Just go nuts)
Closest thing that comes to mind is the temple moneychangers…
I think that would be the closest hing to politician in those days. Ofc it would be better to whip, like, some prince or whatever but they never leave their castle because people might get funny ideas involving whips.
I think they just misheard the “Jesus wept.” quote.
This guy gets it
*marry a local sex worker
Yeah, we accept Jesus into our hearts in this household…
*pulls out whip and megaphone
The biggest problem with 'Christianity" is…
That was unexpected.
Always is.
Just no naked-boy-in-the-park business, alright?
“let’ go streeeeeaking!” -Mark
Where uhh…where are those sex workers at, if I may ask?
