• niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    You can go read the Wikipedia article if you want to understand “that” part… I guess, idk, go fuck yourself!!!

    Some YouTube math video about lambda calculus, the asshole casually said “you can check the Wikipedia article” on an aspect that didn’t fit inside his 10-minute video. As if Wikipedia didn’t frustrate even professional mathematicians themselves, with the obtuse exposition and a thousand notations and citations.

    Fortunately, there are other math educators on YouTube.
    On the topic of lambda calculus, search for this title:
    PLUS times PLUS

    It’s wild stuff! It’s as if like math is like a shirt, and lambda calculus pulls one arm inside out, there are some weird logical seams in math when you use different tools with the same numbers.

  • kingofras@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Missing off the top of my head:

    • proof by duration: it’s been working for so long, why change it now?
    • proof by populism: it’s served so many people well
    • proof by gaslighting: technically speaking Trump won 3 presidential elections in a row
    • proof by marriage: I’m married to Usha Vance and we have kids, how could I possibly be gay?
    • proof by omission: there’s no proof he’s a criminal, he never release his tax records
    • proof by silence:
    • proof by flooding the zone: nobody is talking about that anymore
  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    If I invented RSA encryption the essay and proof would be RSA encrypted with keys not provided.

  • deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    I’ve found the equation that can calculate anything in the universe. A = f(x), where f(x) is the equation for the specific thing you want to calculate, you just have to put it in.

  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Proof is left as an exercise for the reader: I forgot the proof in undergrad and so will you

  • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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    3 days ago

    Physics also has the proof by “experiment says so, therefore we just add in some constant to make the equation work”

  • waigl@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Proof by break: Before the break: “We will proof this theorem after a short break”, After the break: “As we have proven before the break…”
    Proof by unavailable literature: The prrof can be found in a publication only available by in-person request in one library of one university in Brno, Czechia. That closed 30 years ago.

    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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      2 days ago

      Excellent content, thanks for sharing. I enjoy tormenting my friend with a constant drip feed of nerdy jokes, so I’m always looking for more to add to my supply (lest they learn that I do not actually have an infinite supply of them)

  • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    The fediverse’s favorite is proof by shaming: Asking for proof means you’re a bad person who doesn’t deserve proof.