• deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip
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    9 hours ago

    I’ve found the equation that can calculate anything in the universe. A = f(x), where f(x) is the equation for the specific thing you want to calculate, you just have to put it in.

  • kingofras@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Missing off the top of my head:

    • proof by duration: it’s been working for so long, why change it now?
    • proof by populism: it’s served so many people well
    • proof by gaslighting: technically speaking Trump won 3 presidential elections in a row
    • proof by marriage: I’m married to Usha Vance and we have kids, how could I possibly be gay?
    • proof by omission: there’s no proof he’s a criminal, he never release his tax records
    • proof by silence:
    • proof by flooding the zone: nobody is talking about that anymore
  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    12 hours ago

    Proof is left as an exercise for the reader: I forgot the proof in undergrad and so will you

  • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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    12 hours ago

    Physics also has the proof by “experiment says so, therefore we just add in some constant to make the equation work”

  • waigl@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Proof by break: Before the break: “We will proof this theorem after a short break”, After the break: “As we have proven before the break…”
    Proof by unavailable literature: The prrof can be found in a publication only available by in-person request in one library of one university in Brno, Czechia. That closed 30 years ago.

  • rImITywR@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    A proof is a proof. What kind of proof? Its a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, its because its proven.

  • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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    The fediverse’s favorite is proof by shaming: Asking for proof means you’re a bad person who doesn’t deserve proof.