This headline is thoroughly debunked in other comments.
What’s the green text? I’ve seen blue for OP and red (presumably instance owners), but not green. Is that moderators?
Yes
Big if true
It has been 6,605 days or 16 years, 7 months, and 7 days that I have been waiting for Sean Hannity to be waterboarded for charity.
Not placing my bets on this one.
We used to be real country
Hey man, nice shot.
Oh god. Budd!
The original headline was something like “Cuomo says he’s moving to Mexico if Mamdani wins”
But damn do I wish he would do it anyway.
That was a fake headline
ITS REAL TO ME DAMMIT
It’s right there. Looks like a headline to me
Well check out this headline:
Now what do you believe?
that looks like a headline too.
you’re blowing my brains out right now
Like come on, it’s an exclusive ffs!
Would’ve got my vote.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Please mark this as satire, it isn’t real.
Mamdani won’t become the mayor until January. Anything could happen
to himin the meantime.Folks, this was a cry for help. Show some empathy and help him along.
Man we can troll this Alan guy by asking him what reason he found to live after Mamdani won
