This is bizarre even by girl dinner standards
that’s a compliment in my books
reminds me of “depression soup,” for some reason
I can’t even tell what the cheese is sitting on. Everything visually is telling me it’s a paper towel and I really hope I’m wrong.
there’s no cheese, that’s the oil from microwaving the pepperonis lol
I don’t know whether to be relieved or horrified.
Probably a little of both, honestly. That’s how I feel anyway.
It’s a bit sad because you lose so much flavor
Unless you lick the plate clean.
I’m pretty good at licking things clean
this is kinda a mixture of 2 family recipes. My sister found out you could put pepperonis on a paper towel and microwave them for a minute to make little chips. They’re pretty good, you should try them. Wait for them to cool some (but still warm) to make them crunchy and they’re AMAZING as a snack. only problem is you can only make a few at a time.
Then my mom used to put whipped cream and sprinkles on some banana slices as a snack when we were little. they’re really good for kids, not so much for adults for some reason 🤷♀️.
came home from uni and my dad’s house doesn’t have many snacks so I got bored and decided to mix them. Actually not bad tbh, if I owned a restaurant I would probably get some really big pepperonis and while they’re still hot I would roll it and fill them with icing or whipped cream like a cannoli. That would be gas 🔥🔥
You’re absolutely fucked in the head.
Is your Tuesday night clear, your taste in much older women completely without standards, and your kidneys/liver hungry for adventure?
