The Shadow Wizard Money Gang

I’m selling patch space on a nascar style battle jacket.

The Erotic Bakery

I’m funded my Big Small that is trying to sell more less

The GNU/Linux corp.

I’m sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It’s hard

I am funded by Antifa LLC and The Trans Agenda Corp.

Wait, you all get paid?!

My recruiter told me this was entirely a volunteer position.

I thought we shouldn’t tell anyone!?

A lefty grubby commie mom and pop global big box store. Its all very socialist.

Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.

I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?

Currently trying to get funded by the shadow furry communist catgirl government

The sorosbucks seem to be drying up lately. All these abortions aren’t going to pay for themselves, I might have to go paint a few crosswalks with rainbows to make up the difference

I’m actually funding the shadowy leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas