Wakes up and immediately spends an hour with a screen right up to their eyeballs looking at stuff on the Internet with a 90 degree bend on their spine.

“Why am I always so tired right after getting out of bed?”

This isn’t an accusation, it’s a confession.

Not having a 2 week vacation ever in life has left me with this permanent debuff.

MFW sleep apnea and too much caffeine because of my shit sleep because of sleep apnea

If only I lived in a country that actually had universal health care.

I need my 9 hours of sleep every night