Trump’s face at half mast for Charlie Kirk 9/11/2025
Could be Bell’s Palsy. My mom had it once when I was a kid. It makes half of your face sag like that.
70 years of golfing and he finally has a good stroke.
GUYS, IT’S EPSTEIN’S FAULT! /s
What’re the odds!?
Maybe his tooth just hurts.
I showed my wife who is a neurology nurse and she didn’t think it was a stroke, based on how not all muscles on that side of his face seemed to be limp.
Botox?
He tried to have a stroke, but Ivanka slapped his hand away.
Also, in Japan they’d be required to pixelate that neck.
Cannot unsee
First one in days! He’s on a good run.
I straight up want him to get locked-in syndrome. That would be a lot more satisfying
That’s when they’ll intern him within the Golden Throne. Henceforth, we shall interpret his will using Trump tarot card NFCs.
Holy shit it’s Gavin Newsome
I think his natural state is stroking.
No, not as a golf joke, I mean I think the guy has at least 5 clots in his brain at all times.
Very hard to talk about the physical health of a morbidly obese octogenarian. But also foolish to think this nightmare ends because Trump’s health gets worse.
But his doctor said he was the healthiest person he’d ever seen. Which is crazy that there’s a doctor that’s never seen those 80-year-olds that show up to run marathons
FALSE! Trump is the Most TRANSParent president of ALL TIME even in the WORLD and if he Had A stroke he Would have TOLD Us!
Did you just call him TRANS?! How dare you besmirch his good name, sir!
He almost looks alive, those photographers and makeup artists really know their stuff.
Stable genius who aced all dementia tests be like:
It’s funny because it seems like both sides are drooping, just one more than the other.
yeah i’m having trouble telling which side too
