“The anonymized face blends seamlessly into its original photograph…”

Um… yep

The 3.2B part seems needlessly hyperbolic

Nobody ever say line go down line always go up

I’m old enough (as are, I imagine, a good percentage of lemmings) to remember when you actually could use the web without an ad blocker. It didn’t last long, but it was glorious. Those must be the halcyon days that everyone sits around the old folks’ home reminiscing about.

Second or third button down on the right side will sometimes mute it. (I always mute it before I start filling because FU advertisers!)

Of course now there are new pumps with full screen video that may or may not have a mute button. It would almost be too much to bear if not for the refreshing taste of an ice cold Coca-Cola.