“Running” is generous

It feels like this joke was loss on some

The party is behind us.

That’s the authentic experience

“They’re just there thinking real hard”

I was thinking Soylent Green, but if Buffy provided a reference point for Charlton Heston, all the better.

They never say what the “natural flavor” is

…it’s people?

I’ve heard enough about Palantir to know that something is rotten in the state of Denmark but had been wondering about the specifics. Funny enough, I saw a Palantir commercial interspersed with friendly, shiny Apple commercials just the other day. (Sorry for the crap photo. I didn’t want to be so obvious about recording our sinister digital overlords.) The ad makes a vague assertion about “revitalizing the American industrial base.”

Just listen for the moaning to stop

Wasn’t Google Fiber available in like, one town in Kansas? So I suppose yes, it did increase the average speed, but by a very small amount.

I know a tiny bit about goats although not this specific case. That the goat is a rescue doesn’t tell us much about its background but we can make a reasonable assumption that whatever its conditions before, they were worse and arguably less species-appropriate than riding around in a duck costume at Target.

“Take my [family], please”

…a semi-autonomous vehicle surveying a dead landscape?

Good question. I was just reading the article about it on The Verge, which mentions:

On the back, you’ll find a 50MP main camera and a 13MP ultrawide camera, while the front has a 32MP hole-punch camera for selfies and video calls. That’s a significant step down from the Fairphone 5, which used 50MP sensors on all three of its cameras.

No mention of camera quality, though, as it’s basically a press release post and not a hands-on or review. I wish this would be available in the US for a fair price.

It’s called “being hardcore”

You must never have used Teams

Yes, but only in Europe, and no Americans are allowed. 😕

Thank you HostDaddy

Interesting read. It captures a lot of how I feel and what I miss about the “old internet.”

Perhaps a short paragraph of text elaborating on the driver’s intentions