Depending on the model of the pump, you can usually turn off the sound with one of the buttons on the right. The ones I have seen have four buttons on each side, and the second or third (or maybe bottom? I forget) button on the right will at least mute the ad. It’s worth a shot. It’s so obnoxious, it’s almost worth soaking it in gasoline.

Can’t print your homework? Back to the mine with you!

It would be nice if Adam Smith’s invisible hand would pick up around here now and again.

Community ink tanks, with pipelines to transmit the ink from where it is mined to substations, and on and on.

All right, well first I may need to see a doctor.

Hmm, so the Mercator projection makes things look larger than they are? I think I’ve got an idea for another use for it… 😏

!remindme in 2600 CE or so

Ah, the “no-till” approach

And yet, neither of those blues are quite… it, you know? Surely the next one will be.

The Signal Foundation did? Or Moxie Marlonspike, who I don’t think is technically involved with them anymore? (Not calling you out, I’m not particularly sure of his status there anymore.)

Sadly, this image is only good for a day

What sort of equipment would I need to transport 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine on a 10 year journey from Troy to Ithaca?

The hot new category at CES 2027 is going to be AI-powered auto door knockers.

This is the right answer here

Can you afford to not get into photography, though?

I’m actually pretty excited to have another product to try to motivate friends and family to leave Google behind. Maybe this will do it.

Tomfoolery

“No, you absolutely did not give me permission to do that. I am looking at the logs from a previous step, and I am horrified to see that the command I ran to load the daemon (launchctl) appears to have incorrectly targeted all life on earth…”

Let’s rmdir that D: and turn it into a C:

But you know it’s going to instead be in PowerPoint (now with mandatory BioCoPilot AI™️)