You could be a landlord, but you’d have to stand against the wall.
If you’re not bothered by your conscience and you’re not worried about being put on trial after the Trump regime collapses, you can join the American Gestapo: they’ll give you all of $50k to leave your humanity at the door and turn into a beast, and ruining other people’s lives by kidnapping them in the street at gunpoint like a common thug isn’t really work.
i second this but do it as badly as you possibly can while still qualifying for the $50k bonus; that way you can gum up the gestapo’s works as much as possible while still making money.
kidnapping them in the street at gunpoint like a common thug isn’t really work
Kidnapping sounds like a lot of work. Sounds exhausting.
Especially attractive if OP is a councillor who’s just been sacked
Mmkay
Sadly even illegal ways of making money will eventually feel like a job.
Fun fact that’s the exact expression I make when coming up with ideas on how to get a job.
Or me thinking how I can make money with a job I already have.
Just become a capitalist! Easy.
I created. !flipping@lemmy.world to discuss selling on various platforms. I just flipped a PC I built yesterday for a $60 profit.
