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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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  • GreenDust@lemmings.world
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    I don’t do Java. What is being implied here?

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      The company is using old proprietary software that breaks unless a specific java version is used. And don’t want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive.

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        And don’t want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive

        Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:

        https://www.oracle.com/in/a/ocom/docs/corporate/pricing/java-se-subscription-pricelist-5028356.pdf

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          This is why you have a shell company JUST for your employees that need to use Oracle.

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            You mean for the employees that will write Java?

            “Oracle” is usually about the DB, and that is paid by the core.

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          You should really quiet down, how else are you going to hear anything?

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        Isn’t there an openjdk impl in like every major Linux distro repository?

        And so I assume the same would be available for windows?

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          yes, but that doesn’t help if the software refuses to run on modern java

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          You assumed the switch needs to happen on the JDK. It’s actually that we bought this software that depends on the old version with a perpetual license 18 years ago before every decided SaaS was god so we’ve got another 3 years left before ROI breaks even

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          Some crappy software actively checks for a specific version, and you can’t work around that.

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            Can you edit the byte code with a hex editor to change that check?

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              Not if you want support from the vendor :p

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              Just build the OSS version of java-impl with the patched version number as expected by the shitty software.

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