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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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    And don’t want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive

    Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:

    https://www.oracle.com/in/a/ocom/docs/corporate/pricing/java-se-subscription-pricelist-5028356.pdf

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      This is why you have a shell company JUST for your employees that need to use Oracle.

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        You mean for the employees that will write Java?

        “Oracle” is usually about the DB, and that is paid by the core.

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      You should really quiet down, how else are you going to hear anything?

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