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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    It was still Twitter then.

  • SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world
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    The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it’s long enough.

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      ಠ_ಠ

  • MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

    • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      10 hours ago

      I would hope it’s not the urethra, though at this point it’s really much of a muchness.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    What’s more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn’t possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they’re tough, but they aren’t jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

    Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there’s a small chance it wouldn’t be hard enough. It’s already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it’s some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that’s maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

    So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn’t even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it’s rare.

    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      11 hours ago

      maybe the visualization in the image is wrong and the long dong is actually bending and folding over itself after reaching the stopping point. Not that I’d know…

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        Could be, could be. But even hitting the cervix is fornices does not feel good if you’re going hard

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    Meanwhile I’ve seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don’t know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

    Edit: they were like, “that’s not how vaginas work, what the fuck” and my response was mostly, “I know, that’s why I sent it to you lmao”

    • Pup Biru@aussie.zone
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      and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

      plenty of videos of that online too

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      from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it’s done with practice and stretching

      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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        Also the real big ones frequently take the back door. Training can rearrange the corridor.

      • BurgerBaron@piefed.social
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        Here’s a Kurzgesagt-esque diagram for some reason:

        https://i.ibb.co/v4NtP78h/The-Vaginal-Fornices.png

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        Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?

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      Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it’s way though tissues.

      also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        Vlad the Impaler disliked this

        • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
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          Who knows, maybe he would have lost his fortune on the BadDragon website

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    Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

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    Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

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      What does this “save” button do? Let me test quick.

      • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world
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        So? What does it do?

        Edit. Nevermind. It makes stains on your clothes and around you.

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          mine made my phone all sticky.

        • dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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          I have found that the usage of metric and imperial is inconsistent.

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            That’s true, you really have to get up close to see that inconsistency.

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    we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying “this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital”

    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
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      then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that’s bigger than the penetrated line.

      • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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        Those dildos are soft and compressable

        • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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          Investment idea: dildos that work like those prop knives that retract

          • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
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            13 hours ago

            given some porn i… my friend… saw, ive seen so many didlos that might as well be

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        15 hours ago

        “This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!”

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    I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don’t know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I’ll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

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      Can you add marks like these?

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    It’s what the internet was made for.

    • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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      The Internet is for porn.

      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
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        grab your dick and double click

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      This is what internet was made for:

      https://youtu.be/j6eFNRKEROw

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        Never. EVER see this with your parents, even if it is “on Broadway”

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          I got the chance to see this live and some of those scenes would make you bright red around your parents. I can confirm this advice. Great show otherwise!

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      I’m a practicing gastrointestinal and thoracic surgeon for 20 years and MY dick is a murder weapon

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    https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2514780-twitter-x

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Grant awarded. Have your upvotes. I’ll switch the image too!

    • Speiser0@feddit.org
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      It makes so much more sense now, thanks!

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      I was with the first doctor until I looked at how much farther up the end of the line is from her belly button and realized I mistook a set of ribs for underboob. Doc 2 has it right.

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      Is there a difference between the two different entrances?

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        Grok, define entrance…

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          Michael from Vsauce, how many holes does the human body have?

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    You can’t show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they’re talking about!

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      Anime pic source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5453193?q=parent%3A5453189 (NSFW)

      Artist is kanonfuee / Kiri Yukino (NSFW site)

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        Thanks! That’s deep.

    • JayGray91🐉🍕@piefed.social
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      I concur. We need to assess it as well.

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      For real. We need context

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        Lemmy grant awards for whoever can find it.

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          https://reddthat.com/comment/19847669 Do I get a cookie?

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            You get tracking cookies from our 384 close affiliates.

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    They should test it out on each other to find out who’s right. Loser wins.

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    Duodenum diddy dum diddy day

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    10-30% seems pretty high to dismiss

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