translation: we don’t fucking know

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no

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isn’t this the same element found in older smoke detectors?

hey there’s a bug in zyz branch. fix it.

subcontractor

that’s why it’s $7500.

longest file I have ever maintained contained 50,000 lines of code.

fifty THOUSAND.

forgive me for not weeping for 2000 lines.

my advice, don’t fucking touch it. pull out as much functionality out of it into other things over time.

there will come a day when you can throw it away. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow… but some day.

what a git

too late. eat shit and go fuck yourself, Google.

this the guy who wrote task manager?

I love how everyone is like “ohh Linux phone! fuck Google!” but you’re all literally financially supporting them by buying their phones.

“I bought mine used!” yeah, well, someone bought it and then bought the new one only to sell to you as a way to pay for their new one so…🤷

I’ll believe in the Linux phone when there’s more than just pixel support.

you realize I’ve known you’re trolling me, but is it a troll if I’m trolling you to troll me?

either way I can waste your time all day.

well if you’re going to accuse me of being childish I would hate to pass the opportunity up.

bookworm? that’s a stretch…😉

🤡 🖕

this means I’m sorry if it is clear enough.

currently running on a P2 333mhz. I guess it’s pretty common though.

I don’t use eggplant as a euphemism for penis. I just say penis.

I don’t grovel like a simp. I say thank you and please like an adult, because I am an adult.

I know naught what you mention. Myne words only make mention of the Shaft.

Can thyne dig it?

oh man, and here I was about to finish migration to Debian.

considering I’m not in south asia, and don’t interact with anyone from south asia it’s not something that I have come across, like ever.

use it all you want though, I’ll just always remember the douche bag that used it 500 times a day and associate anyone that uses it like them to the douche bag.

thanks 🤲

I can think of one thing that’s pretty fucking permanent…