no bigger than a phone, no harder to destroy than a phone. just as easy to conceal as a phone.

SD cards are pretty resilient.

anyone do a search for him on Epstein airlines?

cameras exist.

ok, rator coding then.

Going to a Protest? Don’t Bring Your Phone

FTFY

that’s hilarious. I remember the scene back in the day was more like, “if you don’t know, get fucked because nobody is going to be responsible for your incompetent bullshit.”

oh how times have changed.

fuck you

– Rob Pike

to them it’s not gay unless you’re the bottom.

Mind you, the power connection was a PoS, would have been as well keeping that on an annual reorder for how often it failed. Pretty good laptop otherwise.

Jesus fuck were those connections bad. I’ve got at least three dead Dell mobos in the parts bin because of them. it’s like the engineer’s thought the little smd USB/power ports would be enough to “hold it”.

Fortran. always Fortran.

because there’s always more documentation than with vibecode.

AI.

you dropped these …

how could their thoughts be real if their prayers aren’t?

fuck, I can’t wait for Judgment Day.

if asked this I would go into a complicated explanation of how I would dismantle the switches to identify if they were functioning first because of sub-par outsourced manufacturing standards.

they’d probably attempt to move on to a different question, but I would always bring it back to those shoddy light switches.

“so do you have any questions for us?”

yeah, do you know who the manufacturer of the light switches are? it’s probably Leviton, but I’m hoping it’s Honeywell because they’re far superior in quality. you see Leviton uses brass plated contacts vs Honeywell uses full brass fittings that don’t cause resistance and increases the potential for fires. are you aware that using one brand over another could reduce your insurance costs by up to 3%?

oh I know stardock. they’ve been around in some way shape or form since windows 98.

my point is, I shouldn’t have to install anything to restore functionality.

just saying, if I have to install some sketchy software to restore functionality that has existed on the platform flawlessly for almost four decades then it’s not a viable platform anymore.