Irfanview https://www.irfanview.com/

It’s literally one of the only reasons I’m still using Windows.

No other image viewer is as fast and as useful.

Outlook. In HTML format. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image.

Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes.

Windows 2000 was released before I was born.

… bruh 👴🏻

I don’t know either of those people. I feel this is actually a good thing.

Signed up for Lemmy, participated in things I was interested in.

If you’re that addicted to Reddit just stay there. I hate this “please beg me to stay” crap that goes on pretty frequently.

Irfanview, MYOB, and a lack of virtual file system in Nextcloud.

Yes

You weren’t scared to commit

It’s like rain on OPs wedding day

I was there for the premiere… Season 1, Episode 1… I laughed because they referenced funny nerd things! It’s a sitcom that I’ll get inside jokes on! Oh boy this is going to be amazing!

By episode 3 I realised it was not going to be amazing. By episode 6 I was out.

I have no idea how many sessions they are up to now but if I happen to stumble upon it I legitimately can’t work out what’s meant to be funny. If there was no laugh track you wouldn’t even know jokes are happening.

But that doesn’t help your case so I’m sure you’ll just downvote me.

Didn’t bother reading any further

Spotify was never anywhere near perfect.

Radio? More like exact same 50 track curated playlist on repeat.

Want to listen to music? Here’s Joe Rogan. Again. Don’t skip him, or we’ll automatically subscribe you to his channel.

Enjoying something a little outside your normal 20 tracks we constantly play you? Well let’s fix that… Back to the same tiny pool of content loser.

Couldn’t help but notice you had some money left over this month. That’s good, because the price just went up again.

We’ve got a world “leader” who pioneered the end of consequences and showed that easily proven facts weren’t worth the bits they were sent over the internet with, so that ship has already sailed.

Enjoy the freedom that comes with never having to answer for your crimes. Kick a puppy. Call someone a slur. Steal a game ball from a kid at the world series.

I think this is a good thing. Now there’s plausible deniability for anything you might have said in the past that surfaces - that’s just a deepfake! Don’t cancel me, it’s not real.

Because I’d rather be right than win. Nice to be both, but the former is a higher priority for me.

It’s what plants crave

I’m legitimately impressed that you managed to come up with a scenario where the cause of this silliness wasn’t 100% corporate greed. I’ll see if I can give it a go too:

We have P (provisional driver) plate restrictions here that limit power to weight… Possibly it could be a car you can drive on your P license without the subscription, then turn it on when you get your full license to enjoy 10% more power?

… I dunno I’m struggling.

We used to play DOOM multiplayer by connecting two dialup modems and pretending it was a serial link. Worked perfectly.

Is there a more ignored file on the internet than robots.txt?

I’ve always maintained that the dude who spent like 10,000 Bitcoin to buy a pizza was the first and last legitimate use of crypto.