Bend the arm the ouchholyfuckalmostreach way. Scrub. Then bend the arm the owfuckalmostjesuschrist way. Scrub again. Easy!

Why are there still tens of thousands of people still on Shitter???

I am okay with this only in cases where 1) the author approves, and 2) there is no audible version anyways.

Some people prefer listening to their books instead of reading and that’s totally ok. Indie authors can’t always afford to hire a narrator but I’d still want the buyers to be able to listen to the book.

Big question is, will the author get paid for the download or not…

When I saw Schmuckerberg using tape over the camera I knew we should all be doing that

Stupid and ugly af too…

I tell it that its ideas or whatever it said were good and thanks.

Figure if I’m nice and a few others are nice, then maybe the robot apocalypse will remember that some of us were appreciative and kind to it.

Just go away Schmuckerberg…

Perma banned. Definitely Perma banned.

Funny how I went what thirteen years or something, being the same cranky old progressive I’ve always been yet the MOMENT the orange cancer takes office again and reddit kowtows to muskrat, I get permanently banned.

Karma like no tomorrow so apparently a lot of people agreed with me.

Maybe if us west coasters make life a living hell for Shitler, he’ll sell us to Canada. Just tell him it’s a good business deal. He’s so dumb he might just do it.

Please, Canada! WA and OR would make a lovely drive on your way to CA! We know they’re the big prize but take us too! 😭