Does marriage count?
/s
Does marriage count?
/s
Doesn’t answer the question, but same.
Aw, shucks. I’m gonna be famous? 🥹😭✨🤩
Why did you put that behind a scratch-off?
And yet, everyone seems so fucking surprised? 🤷🏼♂️
Has no one ever read just about anything cyberpunk? Actually? FFS.
Yeah, that totally worked for the reddit0rs that got out early on… /s 🤷🏽♂️
Don’t worry, they’ve already got a number of them made up just like you each and every one of us. 😶
Welcome to Sacred Timeline Ennui…
The closer I get to that “old chef” icon myself, the more I come to realize that the majority of it is projected onto the concept from the surrounding culture… (I blame that very thing for contributing in large part to the robbing us all of Bourdain, in fact. 🙇🏽♂️💔)
TBF, not only would that same Italian person you envision also die every time a “pizza” is made, (IRL, they’re far hardier as a people) but I personally reached a similar point in my impression of “proper” sushi. 🤷🏽♂️ For decades now, I’ve looked down on cream cheese, et al, used as ingredients in rolls of all kinds. That eventually evolved into other disdainful opinions on adjacent foods’ contents, but I’ve fairly recently discovered a simple fact: in its culture of origin, sushi is known to on occasion include ice cream as an ingredient.
Therefore? Such quixotic prescriptionism is worse than useless: it restricts access to experiences based on fabricated and imaginary rules (or, face the piercing judgment of… actually no one at all).
Fuck what “people” say. Engage with your wife’s view, and maybe even join her in exploring what other curious ways one can enjoy weird shit. 🫀🖖🏽
Guillotines with “Heroes Work Here” signs atop them.
A fellow TPKer in the wild‽ Hot damn! 🐌
It’s almost as if it’s a metaphor.
Fair. Safe passage, space monkey! 🤙🏼
Tack on some tryptophan and you’re floatin’ like a reindeer in no time! (Fuck melatonin supplements, that’s pedestrian and unreliable.)
It’s fine. Just look at leveraging your generational wealth and other inherited privilege to outpace the challenge curve. Just, don’t be too white, please. ^ew