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Looks like she was also partaking of her product.

You’re not my read dad, Linus!

If her list were straight talk:

1. Were gonna make up shit
2. But don’t worry we’ll manually label it what could go wrong
3. Dang no one was fooled let’s figure out a different way to pollute everything with alternative facts

Even if they renamed it to “Now You Too Can Have Magical Long Fingers and Vision” it would be somewhat descriptive of what it does.