My cells know better than to start any shit. They saw what I did to the appendix when he started acting up.

Hear hear

I get it, it’s internet hyperbole. But dude, if that happens please fight back. Protests, voting, or god forbid gunfire if need be. But don’t just give up and die, that’s what they want.

I wish, but this seems specifically aimed at smartphones only. However, this could open the door for Nintendo to make their own eshop for Android or Apple, and I suspect that’s what the gov is going for because it would directly benefit Japanese companies at the expense of foreign ones.

The best part was when he sais “it’s berzerkin’ time” and then started zerking it all over the place