From the olden days: winmodem

ahhh…the undernet…

oof

I cry myself to sleep remembering how great WordPerfect 3 was…

Raspberry seeds make fun of strawberry seeds.

So, a BSOD? Or a Zip Drive ‘click of death’?

Rear fog lights on all vehicles (some vehicles have them now).

“Give me six lines of data harvested from the most honourable of men, and I will find an excuse in them to hang him.”

– Pileated Woodpecker Richdude

So crabapple trees…?

Supersize Downfall.

Nice!

Schrödinger’s Pandicles.

dsyxelia

I’ve always thought calling it gnu mattered only to those interested in toe jam football.

Coy.

edlin ftw!

6 gigs last year:
Snotty Nose Rez Kids
Strumbellas
Band of Horses
Paul Weller
Chameleons
Billy Bragg

Also had tix for Jane’s Addiction before the implosion.

I buy merch when the mood strikes, but I normally try to purchase the opening act’s cd.

Also perhaps 10 local gigs.

No gigs yet this year, but going to The Wedding Present in May, and Steve Winwood in September, and ruminating about the Sex Pistols in September too.

But then you’d be missing out on deleting ‘great’ pictures that make no sense to you two years from now!

ffs…am I dealing with children here?
You’ve accessed your server as a user, and then you su - to root.
You don’t need a phone or a yubi or a dreamcatcher, or a unicorn.
Please stop with your pretension.
You’re so far out of your league that it’s embarrassing to me that I’ve bothered to answer.

??

Seriously - if you’re “advising” on linux best practices, get lots of liability insurance.