“choosen news sources.”

grate stuff!

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I’ve never in my life pined for sliced baby seal with a cuppa coffee.
Until now.

“You’re hired!! We LOVE to see such naive, youthful optimism, my sweet summer child. Can’t wait to crush your soul!
Can you start tonight at 2100?
Bless Your Heart!”

Your New Overlords.

Looks like it would taste especially yummy!
(Narrators Voice: 'It doesn’t…)

“Everbody was fucking kids until woke took over.”

1s take longer than 0s to xfer, so they must be roomier.

I once separated my shoulder trying to explain ‘begs the question’.

‘irregardless’ and improper ‘begs the question’ are both fine.

Apparently your humour was off par or something.

Cool.
Give us an update when you’re diagnosed with cancer, Dr. Anecdote.

I understand Diogenes was usually the life of the party, so they just pretended it was funny.

To be fair, that was pretty up front for me.

I suddenly wish to view beetle porn.

bean me up

every . single. car.

From the olden days: winmodem

ahhh…the undernet…

oof

I cry myself to sleep remembering how great WordPerfect 3 was…