It was a simpler time 🥲

The omniscient Boot requires lubrication!

What the fuck did I just read??

Used to be thousands of if-statements in a trench coat. But even that got offshored 😮‍💨

At this rate we’ll soon have a decentralized para-religious terrorist organization full of brainlets that got scared shitless after discovering Roko’s Basilisk and are now doing the cyber lord’s bidding in order to not get punished once AGI arrives

edit: change to non-mobile link

Oh look at all the little worms popping up, sensing their moment

Let’s goooo! This has gotten ~400.000 signatures just during lst 4 or 5 days.

Less than 70k to go now. We can get this over the finish line!

FCC commissioner writes op-ed titled: “Fuck me daddy 🥵”

Good.

Fine, but then also get rid of the DMCA

Mmmmmh steak…

Having had a cursory look through the docs about Stripe Connect, it looks like you’re not doing business directly with stripe anymore(?).

These plugins you’re using are acting as a “Platform” in the below diagram and make API requests on your behalf with their own Stripe Secret Key and your account id [0].

So I guess the credentials you’re sharing is “just” the auth credential for the platform which will then turn around and will make API calls to stripe on your behalf.

The way I see it you’d have to implement the API calls yourself and ditch the whole Stripe Connect/Platform model in order to be in charge. Although this is probably not worth it for you because you’ll probably drown in PCI-DSS requirements

[0] https://docs.stripe.com/connect/authentication

Hehe this came up minutes after receiving an RCS phishing message pretending to be Amazon 😄

Hehe Flatgehog

This is an outrage! 🧐

Also, you’d think the title was edited for meme-ing purposes…but no. This is just dead ass what they printed in The Lancet 😂

I have SO many questions

RMS: gestures at GCC and the whole GNU/Linux ecosystem Look man, all I wanted to do was to print this letter to my ma…

Absolutely cursed 😂